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yeet
oh damn you just yoted on em
don’t 👏🏽 listen 👏🏽 to 👏🏽 twenty 👏🏽 one 👏🏽 pilots 👏🏽 if 👏🏽 you’ve 👏🏽 never 👏🏽 operated 👏🏽 an 👏🏽 airplane 👏🏽
I didn’t know this was a thing but cool time to find my fellow pilots
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i gave up fighting for your attention a long time ago. i’m far too desirable for that.
Don’t use shampoo, demand the real thing!
I told my mom this joke and after explaining it to her, her response was:
oh shit
THIS TOOK TOO LONG
Magic orb.
Moving my hyperbolic tilings are are causing some troubles, but I made this meanwhile.
Oooh pretty
The struggle was real.
They will never fucking know!
I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds.
dirt
mmmm… tasty..
the d in dirt stands for do not eat this please
but the i r t stands for it’s really tasty
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